Yes, David Rose and his Orchestra play “The Stripper” and Other Fun Songs for the Family. The hard to find vinyl gem has landed at the Donation Location. Hear other family appropriate toe-tappers such as “Street Walker,” “All-Nite Porn Theater Waltz,” and “Lil’ Mabel Mudflaps.” Perfect for the entire family that aspires to be on Behind the Music.
Rule #34 for donating items to charity. Any stock you have left over from your failed attempt to break into the craft fair circuit is not acceptable. This plastic, castle-shaped kleenex holder falls under this rule, as do diamond shaped ornaments made out of the same material.
This thing is a classic Dead Relative Donation. Somebody’s grandma died and they just scooped everything that was on her dresser into a box and couldn’t handle the thought of throwing her things away. So they decided to give them away.
Right now you probably think I’m a terrible person for writing that. But I’m not the one who donated garbage to charity.