You Don’t Know the Shape I’m In

What? This could totally hold an appliance.

Doaner: I’ve got a TV stand to donate. Employee 1: I’m sorry. We don’t take rhombuses. Rhombuses? Rhombi? Doaner: Can I get a receipt?


Supporting the Cause

You can smell the victory.

Much like the coin purse that this jock strap previously held, this picture is a bit fuzzy. And for that we apologize. Moving on to business.No matter how many 3A high school state track and field championships your lucky jock won, it needs to be washed properly. Proper washing of clothes is step one to the donation process. Even then it will still be held between a Donation Location employees thumb and pointer finger while she emits a low eeeeeeew and throws it away. Because it’s a jock strap. Blech.

Where the Trouble Begins

Look at ’em. Just sitting there.

Here we have the origins, the building blocks of all Donation Location book sections: the grocery store book aisle. This is where people go to see what the Dean Koontzes, the Nora Robertses, the Janet Evanoviches and the Dick Francises of the world have been up to in the past month. It is a scientific fact that 85% of the books in this photo will and some point be on the shelves of a Salvation Will for Humanity. What we don’t know is, are the books actually purchased from the grocery store and then donated after being read. Or do grocery stores simply dump them outside of the nearest donation location when the next month’s shipment arrives.

A Part of Your World

Ariel and Cinderella can’t keep their eyes off Jasmine’s box.

In this photo, Ariel’s hip is visible and as we can see it is scaley and fishy. We can also see that Jasmine and Cinderella do not have breathing apparatuses. This leads us to the conclusion that at least one person in this picture is suffocating.

International Incident

How ya doin’, eh?

This is a great book for any of you globe trotters out there. Topics include:
Appropriate length of eye contact one is allowed to maintain with a member of the 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 1988, 1990 and 2006 Edmonton Oiler teams. How to differentiate between “hoser” the insult and “hoser” the term of endearment. Much like the British driving on the opposite side of the road as Americans, Canadians have their cutlery on the opposite side of the plate. Your salad fork may not be where you think it is. Do not insist that they are America’s hat.