The Most Dangerous Game

I’m gunna shoot all over that boy.

Yes, Daniel Boone, with his coonskin cap was a boy hunter. A hunter of boys. Tracking wild boys across the sweeping plains of the wild west. Mounting their heads in his game room. Laying their skins across the hearth in front of his fire place while making sweet love to Annie Oakley, heir to the Oakley sunglasses fortune. Where am I going with this?

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